The book that left ladies sliding off the salon chair is now set to become a major motion picture.
In the midst of the thriving excitement around casting for this high budget porn film, comes the breaking news of an altercation between the film’s two leading candidates to be cast as the seductive Christian Gray.
Rumors and wish lists plague the internet, typed from the horny little fingers of ladies worldwide, meanwhile Hollywood has already narrowed the search to chose between these well known actors:
Rick Moranis claims to be a shoe in with his past experiences in films such as his captivating “Christian Gray-like” performance in Ghostbusters 2
Alternately, Martin Short is rumored to be the studio favorite, encompassing the charm, looks, and seductive mannerisms that would immediately hypnotize any young co-ed.
Witnesses say the fight that left bee sting size welts all over both actors, began after a spokesman for the film hinted that they might use BOTH actors by having one stand on the other’s shoulders in a trenchcoat. This prompted the two to fight over who plays the head.